Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. I know how much this hotel means to you. And tonight, a mom-to-be fights back for her life and the life of her unborn baby girl. I see you received my message. And hug, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance, and hug. There, she had a servant who kept her castle in order, chose her daily robes for the day, prepared her royal breakfast, and served her in her dreamhouse. I'm a good swimmer. Don't Tell Me! The Continental..Christopher Walken. Wilbur: [begging] Wait! Nope. O'Rourke was a frequent panelist on our own quiz show, Wait, Wait. You bend your knees and crouch down into a little ball, then jump up and yell, "Surprise!". script. Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one. Alex? no, no wait. I'm in love with you. Get in there. And that you must go other places. Pepper: Oh, come on! Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond! I need you to stop right now. You don't know me. I'm a good swimmer. When you check it out (audience cheers) Meena: They say your style of life's a drag. I do know you, Arty. Danny: Since I was a little kitten I had a dream My name in lights Danny the song and dance cat . Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey. Prayer 01: Don't Wait Transcript. Sam the Eagle. This is a transcript of the video Code Word Caper. Don't Tell Me! Please tell me you have an explanation for why this is empty. Max: [voiceover continues] Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own. I haven't told you what it is yet. No, no, no, no, no . January 29, 2022 Recorded remotely with guest host Negin Farsad, Not My Job guest Jeremy O. Harris and panelists Alzo Slade, Karen Chee and Josh Gondelman. Hide Tikki, quick! Below is a list of shows that have recently aired and the next show that will air. Kacey Musgraves performs in Las Vegas on Dec. 6, 2019. After getting her start in Austin, Texas, Kacey Musgraves spent the last 10 years conquering the world. [The video begins at around the corner and Telly and Zoe are seen walking past the playground until they notice the audience] Telly: Oh, hi! You're distracting me. . Just don't you feel too bad. I'm thinking of a song. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Phyllis. Transcript. Which is today's date. Katie chuckles as Max whines a little. AWACS | Galaxy: I'll switch your IFF to hostile real quick, flyboy, don't test me. * I don't know, but it's been said *. GRACE: Take a listen to this, Jane Velez-Mitchell, from the tapes we have gotten through Art . List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Your Shoe's Untied" from season 2, which aired on February 17, 2001 . You don't tell anyone who you are. Yes, and Johnny. Because he stole it. I need everybody to do the surprise jump so we can surprise, Boots. For years Sarah has heard her dad accuse a former partner of stealing some of his best ideas, but until . She won boatloads of Grammys, played . Dance, and hug, and sing, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance. Everything has to be perfect when I finally give the hotel to Mavis. [laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Boots: I'm waiting! The fall alone will kill you. Last day that they can fire us at a moment's notice. Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. Don't leave me here, please! And if you hate. Everything has to be perfect when I finally give the hotel to Mavis. I just (sighs) I don't want anything else to go wrong. Peter Daniel Sagal [1] (born January 31, [2] 1965) [3] is an American humorist, writer, and host of the National Public Radio game show Wait Wait. Each Wednesday, host Emma Choi takes the story everyone's talking about and uses it as an excuse to hang out with culture makers, Wait Wait panelists, and hilarious new comedians. You don't know anything about me. You let Elmo and his Blanket go! Yes, and Johnny. [Mr. Krabs is shown in his office. Stardust 1: You have a contract to complete. Don't let the kid touch you! Oh, look over there! Duke is dozing underneath Chuck's arm. Don't you worry 'bout a thing, mama 'Cause I'll be standing on the side. Lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known. Wait, you don't understand. Dora: Okay, everybody, listen up. Yes, I-I'm sure you're right. OK, Gia. I'm feeling much better now. When you get fooled by smiling faces. Stick around for five minutes, I beg you. Marinette: You didn't exactly wait very long to tell me the big news. Utility Belt Buzz: Not today, Zurg! You're distracting me. Pepper: They're not mean, they're funny; and those aren't even my best ones. MESSER: Well, let`s look at it this way. Well, I brought my Mickey's great clubhouse hunt who eats force-field Mickeys adventures in wonderlands You're going to jail, Bart. It goes like this. Welcome to the Wait Wait. Bianca: Wilbur, don't worry. Russell: Well, your jokes are getting kind of mean. Jackson: Last day of training. Producer Sarah Koenig tells the story of her father, Julian Koenig, the legendary advertising copywriter whose work includes the slogan "Timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking" and Volkswagen's "Think Small" ads. Sonic: You won't even live for then () ten thousand years. Okay, tell me. Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. is an hour-long weekly news radio panel show produced by WBEZ and National Public Radio (NPR) in Chicago, Illinois. You let go, and I'm going to have to jump in there after you-Don't be absurd. I filed Jan 26th. It could be seconds, minutes, hours, or might not even finish at all. Doctor: [consoling] Now, now, my dear . And if you hate free content, try Wait Wait. In a happy forest, in the happiest tree. This is something of a Hail Mary, but I recall some time ago listening to a segment (probably RadioLab, but could have been This American Life, TED Radio Hour, or similar) about a man who stood very bent over but couldn't see that that was the case. Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder You better run, you better take cover. Wait. Tell me go ahead and print a copy. But I've had my transcripts since my return was accepted. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Eggman: I'm taking her back to my ship and you'll never see her again, Sonic. [makes buzzing noises that pushes the button] Elmo: No! [laughs] Tom: I guess that is pretty funny. (screaming louder, but farther away) 10,000 years! SAGAL: Oh, wow. Well, you would have done it already. Hey, Penny Ling, come and have a laugh! Sonic: Said the Don't make fun of me! And it is time to meet the Continental. until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. And Johnny. What are you doing? [ a glove reaches for the Continental's doorbell, as he jerks the door open ] The Continental: Ah! Peter: You sound just like him. I'm even ready to hit the beaches [laughs]. (sees Gabi, Michael and Lexine entering with the kite) It's a beautiful day! My co-host, Emily Jensen, will be joining me here in just a couple of minutes, but first, I want to tell you about some fun stuff that we have for you guys. Stardust 1: You have a contract to complete. Don't you worry 'bout a thing. What a racket. Hey, watch out! Nathan: I know. This shtick is hilarious, you said so yourself. That's all I . You don't know me. A letter O is hanging on a rope, then reveals Professor Quigley in a helicopter, named Phonics Flyer, holding the O and singing Letter Song) Professor Quigley:The O says "o" The O says "o" Every letter makes a sound The O says "o"(Professor Quigley then presses a red button, which . After getting her start in Austin, Texas, Kacey Musgraves spent the last 10 years conquering the world. Gru: Hey. Gru: Next, we are going to steal, pause for effect, the moon! Kevin Party/Transcript. segment on neurological disease and standing bent over. Don't tell me! Pesties: Ooh, that dirty rat. I can't believe you would do something like this. Stardust 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to tell you something in person. . . The Lion King 1 Teaser (2004) MS: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba BS: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama MS: Ingonyama Na-- Timon: {offscreen, simultaneously, imitating the singer} Whaaaat's on the menu?It could be ceviche, it's stinkyooh, it's Pumbaa-aah Pumbaa: {offscreen} I gotta tell ya, Timon that song always gets me right here. I can't. I'm involved now. But after 33 stab wounds -- repeat, 33 -- the victim found dead in her own home. He is stitching.] I BELIEVE IN YOU! You saved the day again, Woody. No! Stitch one purl two. Pudge: (humming) Whee! Yes, I-I'm sure you're right. Please, wait! SpongeBob: [laughs so hard his tongue pops off] Hey, your shoes untied. I thought of a way we can really surprise Boots. It's unbelievable! We'll come back the moment we find the boy. [they almost plow down Kevin] Harry: Hey! He tries to get out popcorn out, grabbing the arm from an action figure, spitting it out] Oh, thank you. Phyllis. Please allow 5 to 10 calendar days for delivery. Alya: Girl, you will not believe what just happened to me! You'll be killed. What?! Everyone of distinction in the Free Marches attends Lady Trevelyan's summer balls.". Once your transcript is available, you may use Get Transcript Online. da da dee doo. You're not just anyone. We don't need that kind of heat. In a happy forest, in the happiest tree. [drives backwards, going in the house, brushing his teeth, laying down] Good night! Hey! Oh, look over there! SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. *. It'll be so funny, you'll cry! By Dave Moore, CISSP | For The Transcript Aug 8, 2021 Aug 8, 2021 Dave Moore I'll never forget one of my early computer repair jobs, one which involved much attention to passwords. Her vain and wicked stepmother the Queen feared that some day Snow White's beauty would surpass her own. Remember last time what happened when you had a gun in your hand? I`m Nancy Grace. Macintoshes from the same time had a wristwatch icon that was stuck at 9 o'clock, and every single time you saw the hourglass or the wristwatch, you knew you had to wait again. Rex: Oh, no! Recorded remotely with Not My Job guest Dan Snow and panelists Emmy Blotnick, Luke Burbank and Roxanne . I just (sighs) I don't want anything else to go wrong. They loved nothing more than to sing, and dance, and hug. Two little words. Are you crazy? Y'all can have this photo. Don't Tell Me! Marv: Don't tell me what to do! While using the official IRS' Where is My Refund tool, Get My Payment tool or Child tax credit portal is the best way to get the status of your official government payments, it only provides limited information around current processing and payments.On the other hand your IRS tax transcript, which can take a while to get the latest . Come on, fight that plaque! The problem with the watch icon was it gave you no sense of how long you would be waiting for. W-wait, I'll show you guys. Big Bird: Don't Worry, Kittens!, Don't Worry!, Will Find Them!, Ernie!, Where Are You?, I Bet Every There He Is!, It He Something Do It With Nursery Rhyme!, Woah! Fight that plaque! Stardust 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to tell you something in person. Accepted the 29th. [laughs as he walks off] Yeah. But then one day, the Trolls were . Transcripts expected throughout Thursday, 2 June, 2022. s02e07 - Returnity - Girls5eva. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. Don't be so paranoid. They loved nothing more than to sing, and dance, and hug. She won boatloads of Grammys, played . SAGAL: Wow. VICTORIA PRATT: No, you're working with him now. Eggman: Then thousand years! Characters, Marlin and Dory: [Scream] PC: "I swear our families have met before.". *. It's my obligation as a citizen! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Love" from season 2, which aired on September 6, 2002 . IOI, always in the way. * I love scaring kids in bed! DON'T TELL ME. Zoe and I are gonna watch Gabi fly her new kite, but I bet it's gonna rain! Don't let the kid touch you! She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. In the next scene, Max and Duke are moving closer to a crib, curious. If you don't play with me I'll cry. It would hurt. Huxley: I don't think so. You'll be killed. You and me, remember? The fall alone will kill you. I am so excited to be back in your earbuds with Risen Motherhood. Simmer down. Tonight, we want answers. That's 1-888-924-8924. Wait a minute! Once upon a time. GO ICE CUBE! I`ve only got a few seconds before break. [The sky suddenly changes from sunny to rain . Marv: Santy don't visit the funeral homes . (Walter gets depressed.) SpongeBob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! You don't know me. Fight that plaque! I can't believe it. Katie chuckles as Max whines a little. We've never met. Laura: Hey, friends, Laura Wifler here. [throws the arm away, throwing the action figure] See you tomorrow. (as the video begins, we see an aerial view of Alphaville. Welcome! Don't tell me you're gonna try and get in the way of that. Max: [voiceover continues] Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own. Don't Tell Me! Rich Fury/Getty Images for LACMA. Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Those already in line may have to wait as long as 24 hours just to spend a few seconds (UNINTELLIGIBLE) The Vatican says between 15,000 and 18,000 mourners have filed past the body each hour. Dance, and hug, and sing, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance. GIA: It's Bay Area adjacent. Each Wednesday, host Emma Choi takes the story everyone's talking about and uses it as an excuse to hang out with culture makers, Wait Wait panelists, and hilarious new comedians. Don't you worry 'bout a thing. Penny Ling! Gary: Meow. We'll get him, boss. Good night! Don't be so paranoid. Getting your refund status via your IRS Tax Transcript. This is the transcript for Shrek 2. Just fragments. Eddie: [as he bends down to once again work on Ben's injuries] Why don't you shut the fuck up, Einstein, because I know what I'm doing, and I don't want you doing the British guy with me right now. Male Agency Employee #5 Weirdo. Contents 1 Early life, family and education 2 Career 2.1 Playwright 2.2 Screenwriter 2.3 Television writer 2.4 Actor I'm a light switch, I know better than you, and I know that you are wrong. Too, too high! Uh, please don't fire me! A baby is shown with a pacifier in his mouth, looking wide-eyed at the two dogs.) Huxley: Don't let him escape with my woobie. Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time. I know how much this hotel means to you. GRACE: Wait, you know, wait, you just said something. "Don`t tell your mom." So secrets another common theme. But then one day, the Trolls were . As he leaves, he speaks to someone inside. Alex: I don't want to hurt you. You are losers. By. Harry: Damn. Later. I ain't leaving without you. [The episode starts off in SpongeBob's living room with him watching a sea anemone dancing on TV, his eyes widen and he moves a little closer. Your subscription supports the show and unlocks a sponsor-free feed. Ah, yes, but it is time to let go and start a new chapter . That's very nice. Gary comes up.] The stars shine in the sky. Wait Wait. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Scaredy Pants" from season 1, which aired on October 28 . Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp] Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. I can do it if I want to! Pudge: (grunts) Did you hear what I said? . Where is Scotts Valley? One of the Minions Dave shot walks over to him and punches him on the shoulder. Don't tell me! AWACS | Galaxy: I'll switch your IFF to hostile real quick, flyboy, don't test me. [echoing] Good night! Hey! 45:03 45-Minute Listen Download Transcript This week's show was recorded remotely with host Peter Sagal, official judge and scorekeeper Bill Kurtis, Not. Alya: (from downstairs) Don't worry, Ms. Dupain-Cheng, I'll just head up. Zoe: Oh, no, no, Telly, look! So Ladybug had just saved a bunch of workers from a supervillain! My customer, a. and the PBS special Constitution USA with Peter Sagal . What do you do there? Don't tell me! I can download and view my transcripts. And hug, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance, and hug. It would hurt. I can't help but wonder how long it's going to be before it's me lying here. Dave, listen up, please! Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had . 'Wait Wait' for March 26, 2022: With Not My Job guest Dan Snow : Wait Wait.Don't Tell Me! Kacey Musgraves performs in Las Vegas on Dec. 6, 2019. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. So she dressed the little Princess in rags and forced her to work as a Scullery Maid. It's kind of bittersweet. [At Beverly's apartment, the TV is on, and a hostess is heard speaking in the background.] Kevin: Sorry. Marty: Alex. You're gonna be fine. (Lance goes to Joy's office.) I call it my surprise jump. Harry: That's a sick thing to do! Good evening, everybody. Don't let it touch you! SAGAL: Right. Here, you'll find almost everything that you might want to know about NPR's weekly news quiz show. Last day of them recording every flaw for posterity. (SOUNDBITE OF ARCHIVED NPR BROADCAST) O'ROURKE: My whole purpose in life, basically, is to offend everyone who listens to NPR. It's an ambush. Big Bird: Hey!, Maybe Ernie Is Hiding In The Shoe!, Excuse Me, Old Woman Who Lived In The Shoe!, He's My Friend Ernie In There! Stats Page! What?! The movie starts with a book in the opening in which we can read: "Once upon a time there lived a lovely little princess named Snow White. . Now don't y'all think y'all can pull one over on me just cause you speak the lingo! Go away. Don't Tell Me! You've got a friend in me You've . She had fame. Fozzie, Sam, Floyd, Gonzo, Piggy, Scooter and Camilla wait in the wings. Don't Tell Me, the. The Trolls. Duke is dozing underneath Chuck's arm. The tension and excitement is unbelievable. I said I'm in love with you . Lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known. The Trolls. This is the full transcript of the Blue Sky Studios' 2019 animated feature film Spies in Disguise. [ laughing ] My wonderful one. It's a wonderful song. Wait Wait. A baby is shown with a pacifier in his mouth, looking wide-eyed at the two dogs. No. Don't let it touch you! And tonight, we connect the dots, focusing on three of those crimes in an attempt to crack them all: a 17-year-old high school senior, a 29-year-old young woman found dead behind a private school, and a third, a 10-year-old girl. His name's Liam. I'm not saying . Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots. The night air is tinged with anticipation. Dave: Ditto. Harry: You're sick! Don't Tell Me! You'll be dead. Ah, yes, but it is time to let go and start a new chapter . No, no, no. The case is cold, but tonight, while the perpetrator roams Louisiana streets free, we look for answers. Once upon a time. Is this part of the challenge? Each day the vain Queen consulted her Magic Mirror, 'Magic Mirror . I can do this. I'm not saying . (LAUGHTER) FADEL: In fact, he used one of his appearances to make a special announcement - he'd be voting for Hillary Clinton. [Wiggles in the restraints]. I can't. I'm involved now. This is the worst thing I've ever seen coming out of you, Liy. On the program, panelists and contestants are quizzed in humorous ways about that week's news. Please, just hear me out. Josephine: "Perhaps. You may order a tax return transcript and/or a tax account transcript using Get Transcript by Mail or call 800-908-9946. Don't you worry 'bout a . . Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up. Sportacus: It doesn't look bad. But, Howard Messer, about communications, I don`t understand why we can put people to walk around on the moon, but we don`t have the communication setup for these miners so they could be found. We're a team. Start spreadin' the news I'm leaving today We are a great big part of it Come on, you know the words. ( Steven puts up missing posters for Lion on the pizzeria's windows from inside. Two decades, nearly 10 unsolved murders and kidnaps in one small section of the state. No! Stick around for five minutes, I beg you. Marv: It's not sick! Last day of Tim barking orders. Don't Tell Me! The following is a transcript for Trolls. Tran. You and your blanket are both mine now. You're not wearing shoes! is NPR's Peabody-award-winning weekly hour-long humorous quiz program. GIA: Hi, this is Gia (ph) from Scotts Valley by way of the Philippines. I know enough to know that when you see a murder, you'd best tell the cops! And Johnny. One of the Minions, Dave, shoots his rocket launcher at a crowd of Minions. He would look at himself in the mirror . GO! You've gotta watch for traffic, son, y'know? VOICE BOX: You're my favorite deputy. Oh, it is a big step. Hosted by Peter Sagal Wait Wait. GIA: .Just before the beautiful Monterey coast. Welcome to Sesame Street! Sarah Koenig. I'm even ready to mambo. Oh, it is a big step. Scary monsters don't have plaque! Go away. Richie: [in his British accent] Suck the wound. She lived in a glittering castle. Backstage, the Muppets are standing by, anxiously waiting to see who the winners will be. His name's Liam . 10,000 years, Sonic! The following is a transcript for Trolls. I'm sure you're familiar with it. But now we know, don't we that we don't want to touch these again. Don't tell me. 2021-12-11 NPR DB ID: 1247 Location Harris Theater (Chicago, IL) Host Peter Sagal Scorekeeper Marcy: I know why. Saturday, 10-11 a.m., Sunday, 11 a.m.-noon For a wacky and whip-smart approach to the weeks news and newsmakers, listen no further than Wait, Wait. This is a transcribed copy of "Kevin Party". Please, just hear me out. I don't have a ddd. Announcer: The sun is set. Please don't make me sing . Well, in any case, many already believe you walk in the Maker's light.". In the next scene, Max and Duke are moving closer to a crib, curious. Bianca: Doctor, will he be alright? Well, you would have done it already. Get $100 off your first month at Talkspace.com code WAIT Ends 12/31/2022 Please tell me. Leads to: "Hey, so, I'm off to talk to the cops." Lotta: Hey, so, I'm off to talk to the cops. What an exciting evening. * I love scaring kids in bed! 9: Human: "Montilyet" sounds familiar. Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. SpongeBob: I have a square head and . Gru: Wait, wait! PC: "Great-Aunt Lucille always did love a party."*. All losers. Any ideas Or anything. Plus. [tongue looks down] April Fools! Bug: Um, boss? * I don't know, but it's been said *. Come on, fight that plaque! You can't use your real name. Scary monsters don't have plaque! Don't tell me! [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. . You may also submit Form 4506-T, Request for Transcript of Tax Return. Don't Tell Me! This transcript has been edited for clarity. Elmo: Oh, boy. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed . [The exterior of the Krusty Krab is shown.] Don't you remember anything? You let go, and I'm going to have to jump in there after you-Don't be absurd. Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Hi, you are on WAIT WAIT. Too High, too high! Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] Da da dee. s03e09 - Amber. At the top it say prepaired for my name and then says 02/13/2018.